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Skurvy The Clown

If I Was Married To Courtney I'd Blow My Head Off Too

Released on October 1, 1996


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Looking for THE LAST REAL MEN IN AMERICA? Meet Skurvy the Clown. Guitar. Bass. Drums. Punk. Rock and Roll has been dead for a decade and nobody noticed. Somewhere under the stinking corpses of grunge, hair metal, pop punk, alterna-pop, and any other multi-worded pseudo-descriptive catch phrase that has been used to describe music lately is Skurvy the Clown. Welcome to the world of three disaffected guys that don’t give a shit and are proud to say so. Formed on a dare more years ago than they’d like to admit, Skurvy the Clown has churned out a large catalogue of songs that relate their special brand of humor. Their first album, If I Was Married to Courtney I’d Blow My Head Off Too, featured such widely unappreciated songs as I Wanna Be Ron Jeremy, 2 Inched 2 Minutes, and Love in My Sock. And while it peaked somewhere below the lowest number on the album charts the band has always been proud of the album and the attitude that it conveys. Vintage Skurvy from 1996. Twenty-six songs in thirty-two minutes. If you’re into irreverent punk this album is for you.

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Song Titles
# Song Name Popularity
1 Whatever  0%
2 Grow Up Shut Up  0%
3 Love In My Sock  0%
4 Instant Punk  0%
5 I Can't Believe She Fucked That Loser  0%
6 I'm In College  0%
7 Russian Dog Girls  0%
8 F-u-c-k  0%
9 Fuck Love  0%
10 Rubber Baby Bop  0%
11 Your Love  0%
12 Really Slack Blues  0%
13 Florida Nightmare  0%
14 Hindenburg  0%
15 Date Rape  0%
16 If I Was Married To Courtney I'd Blow My Head Off Too  0%
17 I Wanna Suck Face With Jeannine  0%
18 Ballad  0%
19 I Was A Teenage Metalhead  0%
20 Wrong Side Of 17  0%
21 (i Wanna Be) Ron Jeremy  0%
22 2 Inches, 2 Minutes  0%
23 L.u.g.  0%
24 No Life Crisis  0%
25 Another Day In The Life  0%
26 Opie's Got A Boner  0%
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Matthew from Central, SC 
Jan 13 2007 Rating: 4/5 Stars

Skurvy the Fucking Clown !!!!!!!!!! okay really this cd was good well worth the 6 bucks but for the same six bucks you can get STC's Obsseive Repulsive which is a much better CD if you have O.R. then get this one too well, if you liked O.R. all and all it's fast, to the point, and funny. the best tracks are date rape and ron jeremy.

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