| # |
Song Name |
| 1 |
How To Become A Virgin
|
| 2 |
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
|
| 3 |
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
|
| 4 |
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed
|
| 5 |
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
|
| 6 |
Perils of Believing In Round Squares
|
| 7 |
Flash's Theme
|
| 8 |
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
|
| 9 |
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
|
| 10 |
Bring Your 6.5 Italian
|
| 11 |
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
|
| 12 |
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
|
| 13 |
Flight Of The Wounded Locust
|
| 14 |
Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
|
| 15 |
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
|
| 16 |
This Is Radio Surgery
|
| 17 |
Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
|
| 18 |
Sever The Toes
|
| 19 |
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
|
| 20 |
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
|
| 21 |
Brand New Set Of Teeth
|
| 22 |
How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
|
| 23 |
Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
|
| 24 |
Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
|
| 25 |
Normal Run Of the Muck (Compensation For Coversation)
|
| 26 |
Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
|
| 27 |
Straight From The Horse's Mouth
|
| 28 |
An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
|
| 29 |
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
|
| 30 |
Backbone Of Jack Asses
|
| 31 |
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
|
| 32 |
Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
|
| 33 |
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
|
| 34 |
Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement
|
| 35 |
Kill Roger Hedgecock
|
| 36 |
Hairspray Suppository
|
| 37 |
Cattle Mutilation
|
| 38 |
Prepare To Qualify
|
| 39 |
Pain Reliever
|
| 40 |
Off By A Long Shot
|
| 41 |
#99
|
| 42 |
Head Hits Concrete
|
| 43 |
Ass Gravity
|
| 44 |
Keep Off The Tracks
|
